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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!
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This t-shirt has a matt gold colour print
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE |
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.
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This t-shirt has a brown colour print
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| OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED? |
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.
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This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN |
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY? |
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)
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This t-shirt has a magenta colour print
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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| WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION |
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen
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| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
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This t-shirt has a navy colour print
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| KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY |
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL |
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol
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| DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES? |
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask
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| IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED... |
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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posh party raver
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i love pickled eggs
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| I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES |
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i love fish finger sandwiches
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| TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN |
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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| ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE |
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how many more of these can we take from our government
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| CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION. |
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.
People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.
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| BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
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| INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED |
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Intolerance will not be tolerated
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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manic miner, you love it!
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| KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL |
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards
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| IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING! |
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!
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| IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING |
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening
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Jarcode Barcode
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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