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FUNNY T-SHIRTS
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| LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS |
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?
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This t-shirt has a light blue colour print
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.
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tell customers, who are your staff
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This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY |
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau
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This t-shirt has a navy colour print
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| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
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This t-shirt has a navy colour print
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
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well I don't know, do you?
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!
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| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.
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This t-shirt has a magenta colour print
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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This t-shirt has a light blue colour print
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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This t-shirt has a orange colour print
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| MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE |
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.
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This t-shirt has a brown colour print
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.
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This t-shirt has a brown colour print
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.
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| DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE |
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice
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| LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK |
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the stupid leading the weak
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION |
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!
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| IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING |
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD |
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud
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| FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
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fat men are harder to kidnap
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The runner, from space invaders
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| WESTMINSTER VILLAGE IDIOT |
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Westminster Village Idiot.
There are many of them, all over london, but most seem to congregate around parliament.
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE |
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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| DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN |
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.
...Against walls, bars, people...
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| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
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