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FUNNY T-SHIRTS
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| STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!) |
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME |
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol
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| ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE |
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how many more of these can we take from our government
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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| DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES? |
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask
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| THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE |
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.
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| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
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| TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN |
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL |
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol
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| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES |
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i love fish finger sandwiches
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE |
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
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well I don't know, do you?
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The runner, from space invaders
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!
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| EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT |
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is
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Jarcode Barcode
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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manic miner, you love it!
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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monk, monk, monk???
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
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So stop bugging me
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY) |
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.
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| YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP |
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM |
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.
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