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Friday 21st Nov 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
£12
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the stupid leading the weak

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
£12
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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BEING WATCHED WONT STOP IT FROM HAPPENING
£12
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being watched wont stop it from happening.
people think that CCTV stops crime, well it might stop some crimes. but in the end all CCTV can do is show people what has happened after the crime has been commited, and that should not make you feel safer.

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POSH PARTY RAVER
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posh party raver

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
£12
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
£12
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen

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JAR CODE
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Jarcode Barcode

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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ANTI SUICIDE QUOTE
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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WESTMINSTER VILLAGE IDIOT
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Westminster Village Idiot.
There are many of them, all over london, but most seem to congregate around parliament.

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BULLSHIT
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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THE RUNNER
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The runner, from space invaders

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
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So stop bugging me

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IGGY POP
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
£12
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 1
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
£12
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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UPTON SINCLAIR QUOTE
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
£12
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
£12
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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