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O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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QUOTATION TSHIRTS


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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
£12
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
£12
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
£12
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
£12
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you can use me again & again

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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
£12
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
£12
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
£12
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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MONK
£12
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monk, monk, monk???

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
£12
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS
£12
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY?
£12
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£12
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
£12
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yes they are!

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
£12
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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JAR CODE
£12
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Jarcode Barcode

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WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS
£12
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
£12
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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SPACE INVADER
£12
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
£12
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
£12
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
£12
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
£12
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
£12
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV
£12
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
£12
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME
£12
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD
£12
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud

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ANDY WARHOL
£12
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN
£12
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.

...Against walls, bars, people...

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STUBBED OUT
£12
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
£12
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well I don't know, do you?

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WESTMINSTER VILLAGE IDIOT
£12
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Westminster Village Idiot.
There are many of them, all over london, but most seem to congregate around parliament.

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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
£12
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
£12
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
£12
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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IGGY POP
£12
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
£12
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the stupid leading the weak

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
£12
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
£12
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
£12
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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UPTON SINCLAIR QUOTE
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.

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IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE S