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O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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QUOTATION TSHIRTS


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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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KEITH RICHARDS
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.

...Against walls, bars, people...

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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CHEVY CHASE TSHIRT
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
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you can use me again & again

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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ANTI SUICIDE QUOTE
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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WOODY ALLEN
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 2
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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CHEVY CHASE QUOTE
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.

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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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PENUS
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone asks you something, look at it from their point of view. It's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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ANDY WARHOL
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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BEING WATCHED WONT STOP IT FROM HAPPENING
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being watched wont stop it from happening.
people think that CCTV stops crime, well it might stop some crimes. but in the end all CCTV can do is show people what has happened after the crime has been commited, and that should not make you feel safer.

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
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i love pickled eggs

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BULLSHIT
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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IGGY POP
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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