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QUOTATION TSHIRTS
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| GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY |
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.
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posh party raver
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil
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So stop bugging me
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tell customers, who are your staff
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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| WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS |
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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| KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL |
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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| GOD IS IN THE DETAILS |
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD
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| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE |
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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| I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE |
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote
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| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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| I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES |
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i love fish finger sandwiches
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT! |
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
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The runner, from space invaders
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| I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY) |
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.
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| YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP |
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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| LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS |
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.
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| INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY |
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau
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| WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING |
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.
Just look forward and forget the past!
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| INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED |
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Intolerance will not be tolerated
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Jarcode Barcode
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| I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy
A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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