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Friday 21st Nov 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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STUBBED OUT
£12
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
£12
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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STAFF
£12
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tell customers, who are your staff

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
£12
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
£12
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 2
£12
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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GOULIES
£12
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
£12
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION
£12
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen

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LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS
£12
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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IGGY POP
£12
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
£12
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL
£12
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
£12
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
£12
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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I WORK HERE
£12
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
£12
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
£12
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
£12
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD
£12
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
£12
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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MONK
£12
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monk, monk, monk???

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME
£12
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
£12
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
£12
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES
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i love fish finger sandwiches

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
£12
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
£12
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone asks you something, look at it from their point of view. It's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
£12
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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ACID FACE
£12
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
£12
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
£12
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yes they are!

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SIGMUND FREUD
£12
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.


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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
£12
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the stupid leading the weak

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
£12
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
£12
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS
£12
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.

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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
£12
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
£12
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG?
£12
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
£12
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£12
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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